Dysfunctional Romance!

Dysfunctional Romance!

Title:Dysfunctional Romance!
Edition Language:English
Format Type:Kindle Edition
Number of Pages:253 pages

Barry Shaw’s whirlwind journey through life was shaped by the growing demands of a multitude of disorders, which meant he tended to clean things repeatedly and aggressively, before they had the chance to murder him!

Barry thrived on routine. If it hadn’t happened before, it was unlikely to happen ever…until he collided into her that is. On that fateful day, as he walked to work, stepping from the centre of one pavement stone to the next, he crashed into Sandra Wiggins, who had also been discreetly avoiding the dreaded cracks. It was lust at first sight...love would have to wait. Apart, they were just weird, but together, they were pure mental!

This is the bittersweet, hilarious story of two human lovebirds destined to spend their calamitous lives together…until something extraordinary occurs that threatens to decimate what remains of their limited sanity. Welcome to the New World Order created when Barry met his Miss. Match!

"It's a fine line between love and hate. Hate and she wrings your neck. Love and you ring her finger!"
"The groom recommended his naked bride should leave her garter on in case she might get cold during the night."
"If he wanted to date someone from a mental asylum, she would be top of his list."
"Joanne flirted with men even in her sleep and was unaware of her libidinous behaviour most of the time."
"Barry's stubble had sprouted overnight, like ugly perennial weeds violating a well manicured lawn."

"This book had me laughing from the first page to the last."
"I just loved this book, could not put it down, still reading at four in the morning, laughing out loud.”
"From the moment I read the blurb on this one, I knew I had to snag a copy."
"Made me LOL from the beginning right through till the very end. A happy feelgood book that I would highly recommend."
"I loved the story and all the characters. I was engaged from start to finish. Lots of fun plot lines and lots of laughs."
“This book was a great read from start to finish, it never got boring and was laugh out loud funny.”
“Not one to usually read popular novels, this rocked.”
“I read this book in one sitting, always a good sign. Laugh out loud funny.”
“Just the opening line had me in stitches and intrigued as to how the rest of the book was going to span out.”
“This book really is a laugh a minute book, very cleverly written and a definite page turner. A must read for anyone!”
“Great coffee time read with one-liners you'll find yourself repeating again and again!”

    Dysfunctional Romance! Reviews

  • Derick Hudson

    What do I think? Well, as author it's probably obvious what I think!!! But here are some more 'independent' reviews from Amazon etc. Thanks for your support!See my blog to see where to get Dysfunction...

  • Nicola

    When a book has you laughing on the first page you know you are in for a treat. This was an absolute gem of a read that had me laughing out loud from start to finish.Well-written, funny, romantic yet ...

  • Janet

    I read this because Derick Hudson more than gave this the hard sell on Twitter, by continually posting excerpts from the book!! Thoroughly worn down after a while I went ahead and downloaded. And I've...

  • Sharon

    There are some books that you finish reading with a smile of your face & thinking, that was so good. Well Dysfuntional Romance is one of those. It has you smiling from the very first page. At first yo...

  • Juanita Kees

    I was drawn by the title, enthralled by the humour and riveted to my seat by the story until 'The End'. You can't go past a touch of Irish wit.Lead character Barry Shaw is a mess of multiple obsessive...

  • Donna Barker

    I loved the story and all the characters. I was engaged from start to finish. Lots of fun plot lines and lots of laughs. The two main characters are quirky and very well-developed; all of the secondar...

  • Sarika Patkotwar

    Actual rating: 4.5! You know you've read an absolutely great book when just the thought it makes you smile long after you've read it! It was while writing this review that I realised how much I loved ...

  • Bodicia

    I am so glad I decided to buy this book. The cover is not brilliant as it doesn't really give you a clue about the content of the story but, to be fair, I am not sure what could.The story is about Bar...

  • Elinor

    Somehow Derick Hudson has portrayed two complete OCD oddballs with such empathy and wit that you laugh your way uproariously through their various fiascos while at the same time enthusiastically cheer...

  • Tara Wood

    From the moment I read the blurb on this one, I knew I had to snag a copy. I wasn't disappointed. Derick Hudson keeps you engaged and interested the whole way through. Barry and Sandra are both so lov...